I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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