Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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