North Korea, Best Korea!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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