Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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