Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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