His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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