i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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