I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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