She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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