My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I lost the right to judge tonight
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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