It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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