Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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