I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I think my moral compass just broke
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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