redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
try to milk me bitch
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