You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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