The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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