but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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