i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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