Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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