I molested 6 butterflies tonight
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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