so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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