If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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