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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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