physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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