if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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