Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
