UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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