Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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