I hate your face
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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