Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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