the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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