Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have fence marks all over my body
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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