i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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