let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
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It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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