i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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