I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
nutella sex= disaster
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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