So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think people are normalizing furries
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Randomize
