And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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