Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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