Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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