guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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