Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
sex in a hospital.. check
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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