I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
this just has baby written all over it
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)