No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
try to milk me bitch
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