I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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