Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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