"it" just moved
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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