Pappa wants mamma naked
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
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Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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