You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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