Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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