glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Im part way to drunk.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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