three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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