Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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