Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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