what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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