i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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